The fabulous "My Party" political movement anounced today, that after a few weeks of reflection, since the party's inception, that they are now fully ready to move forward with great gusto to vigorusly explore the possibility of actually organizing.

Founding, Ranking, and sole My Party member "HeavyJ", who has recently sufferred a viscious bout of poison ivy, was quoted as saying: 

"Honey?" "Have you seen the Calamine lotion?"  He went on to say:

 "The party has never been more unified!  Forget the fact that I am the only member and "My Party" was only founded 2 weeks ago.  The committee is stoked and gnawing at the bits to get to work.  Even if it's just me!  We plan to work late into the night if necessary."

" The First order of buisness will be to compose an outline narrative of the core beliefs of "My Party".  This part will be somewhat quick because we intend to use a model that has worked well in the past.  I am speaking of course, of the "what Republicans say to get elected"  model!  We here, in My Party believe that it may be a Novel Departure to actually follow through with these stump pledges and govern as we promise.  I mean it couldn't be any worse than the Crap we have been served up by the GOP!" (SOMEHOW I ALWAYS END UP ON THE ASSEND OF THAT ELEPHANT!)

" We intend to use the new and exciting dynamic paradigm know as the internet to keep others abreast of our work.   We feel that  the creation of the internet may be the only thing of redeeming social value that Al Gore has ever produced so we intend to utilize it fully.   All thoughts and minutes of our meetings will be chronicalled on Townhall.com. by our Secretary/Historian.....HeavyJ.   This is the type of intellectual transparency that has forged such great works as "The Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" and "Pee Wee's Playhouse"

"It's a great Time to be alive in the good old USA! , especially if your an illegal Alien"